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Crisco Ass Fisting Lube Review

Crisco is the brand name of a type of vegetable oil that is classed as “shortening”, which means that it is solid at room temperature….that’s the science out of the way. The packaging is well urm… food packaging and includes ingredients and even a Shortcake recipe! MEO has added a sticker to the top of the carton stating that Crisco is not condom compatible. Once the plastic lid has been removed the carton is sealed with a foil lid that can be pulled back and removed. The carton can be sealed again by placing the plastic lid back on the top. As Crisco is classed as a food and edible there is a best before date on the bottom of the carton. I did find it quite amusing that the label stated “not intended for use as a spread” no mention that we couldn’t use it as a fisting lube. You get 453 grams of the Crisco Ass Fisting Lube for €9.90 which is a lot of lube for the money, however is overpriced for a vegetable oil.

Mr Kinks review of the Crisco Ass Fisting Lube.
I have to say I had my reservations about using a vegetable oil as Lube but I am pleased to report that it surpassed my every expectation. The first impression is that it is like a white margarine, with no real smell or taste, yes I did taste it. The Crisco Ass Fisting Lube is thick to touch however it melts with body temperature and leave the skin feeling soft and smooth.

As this is a fat it doesn’t dry out or soak into the skin like a water based lube would do and a little goes a long way and it last for ages. I would say we are experienced anal players but miles away from being able to insert a fist so this review was just based on a few fingers. I had done some research online which had suggest we make up some pellets or balls of Crisco and put them in the freezer so we could insert the lube into bum. We left the Crisco balls in the freezer for 4-5 hours and although they didn’t set hard it did enable me to push the lube deeper inside Mrs Kink. She didn’t like the cold at first but they soon warmed up once inserted.

I have to say I adore this lube, I loved inserting it into Mrs Kink and getting her messy, the lube got everywhere. Our anal lube of choice is normally ID Backslide, however the Crisco Ass Fisting Lube now sits alongside this, for its ease of use and insertion and the fact that it didn’t dry out and made the experience very enjoyable for the both of us.

Based on my experiences with the Crisco I give it a rating of 9/10

Mrs Kink’s review of the Crisco Ass Fisting lube.

I love lube and I have a few favourites I tend to stick to. I do like to try new ones now and again though just to be sure I’m not missing out. I have to be honest I didn’t think I would be trying a vegetable oil, but it works. Crisco vegetable oil just looks like a tub of moisturiser.

Rubbing it between my fingers felt rather greasy and oily which I expected but that made a great lube as it tends to last a while before it just rubbed into the skin. There was a slight greasy feeling left behind but not sticky and tacky like some lubes can be. I would just be careful if you’re using your favourite bed sheets if you don’t want them covered in greasy marks.

I would definitely use the Crisco Ass Fisting Lube again but it’s not quite up there with my favourite lubes. I would give it an overall rating of 8/10.

Overall we rate the Crisco Ass Fisting Lube 8.5/10, little goes a long way… prepare to get messy

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